Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got Headache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me @!#$. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel GREAT! I be at work soon...You got nice house and nice wife.
